Tuesday, November 18, 2008

International Review: Undead Vol. 3

Well, in the U.S. it's all about the poetry these days, but today's vanity-googling turned up a very nice review of Undead Volume 3: Flesh Feast from HorrorScope, a horror website based in Australia. The good news is, they LOVE me down under!

Scott Standridge’s ‘If You Believe’ is a chilling tale that may have you blocking up your chimney this Christmas. It begins gruesomely, and gets worse. Ramsey Campbell would appreciate the sense of dread with which the author manages to imbue one of our beloved festive icons.

I admit I get a really big thrill from the idea of ANYBODY reading what I wrote and liking it, but that thrill is augmented even more by knowing the person enjoying my writing is on the other side of the world--I feel like I'm really reaching out, I guess.

So thanks to my Australian friends--I love your beer!

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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Sonnet Project--In German!

Holy crap, I've been TRANSLATED! Quick, does anyone know German?

http://www.sonett-archiv.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=155

Mine's a little rusty, and Babelfish and Ubiquity only take me so far...but still, I'm really inordinately pleased with this discovery!

I mean, I'm always tickled beyond all reason when I learn that someone, somewhere is reading my stuff anyway...but to learn that I'm being read in GERMAN? That's above and beyond!

Like I said, I can't make out very much, but it's fairly clear someone's using some of the Sonnet Project entries for translation exercises...which is a use for my poetry that I whole-heartedly approve! I just wish I knew German so I could tell if they're any good or not... ;)

And Sneaky, my translator, if you're reading this--please contact me! You've made my day!

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Monday, November 3, 2008

And Yet MORE Poetry News!

Guess who's the Spotlight Poet for November 2008 over at well-respected and awesome poetry site The Hypertexts? That's right--yours truly, baby.

Editor Mike Burch has compiled a wonderful, extensive online poetry journal with a strong bent toward the classic and the formal, and I'm honored to have been noticed by him and invited to submit some of my best work. Not only that, but now I can say I've been anthologized with such poetry giants as Richard Moore, X. J. Kennedy, Rhina P. Espaillat, and Scott's all-time poetry hero Jack Butler! So yeah, I'm pretty pleased and proud about the whole thing.

Check out the lovely write-up poet and editor T. Merrill gave me here, along with no fewer than 12 of my sonnets, some of them newly revised and improved. Let me know what you think!

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Remember:

There's nothing you can say that hasn't been said.

However--some things bear repeating.

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Poetry News

So I found out over the weekend that one of my sonnets has been accepted for publication in Dreams and Nightmares, a long-running and well-respected sci-fi/fantasy poetry magazine! No word yet on which issue will contain my versification, nor the publication date, but still, I'm well chuffed. More as information becomes available!

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In the Pumpkin Patch

Here's me, getting in the spirit of the season this weekend at the Schaefers and Collins Pumpkin Patch in Mayflower, Arkansas:

I question the sincerity of this pumpkin patch.

There were funnel cakes, hot dogs, a corn maze (which cost $7 to get lost in, so I did not partake--I can get lost in downtown Little Rock on my own, thanks), and a hay ride to a decidedly picked-over pumpkin patch that looked like it had been re-stocked at least once or twice, of necessity. Still, it was a good time, and nice to get out in the sunshine and select the best pumpkin for spooky portraiture. Also, the ghosts and spider skeletons hanging from the trees on the ride out were fun and gave me some ideas for decorations of my own. Whether I act on them or not is another matter.

Happy Halloween!

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The food's bad, but at least the portions are big.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Go on and give me that peach.

I'm feeling brave today.

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Monday, October 13, 2008

I'm not looking for permission to fail.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

It's not really a talent.

It's just a trick I learned.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

A warm bed on a cold morning.
Graham crackers, peanut butter, and milk.
Nothing to do and nowhere to be.
A book, a beer, and quiet.

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Friday, October 10, 2008

I'm not saying I doubt you, man;
But when something goes wrong, you'd better have a plan.

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Thursday, October 9, 2008

If God were a turtle,
Churches would be domes
we built on our backs,
and they'd be our homes.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

The Agony of Defeat

So last night I was watching the Olympics before I went to bed (as all good patriotic Americans should do), and saw Katie Hoff edged out for gold in the 400m freestyle by SEVEN HUNDREDTHS OF A SECOND. Yee-owch. I mean, silver is great too, but that margin of victory is just STUPID. Basically the winner had slightly longer fingernails than the loser, when it comes down to that. Harsh.

Then in the very next race, the men's 4x100 freestyle relay, the US team won the gold by EIGHT hundredths of a second. Talk about parity in the field.

You know, I often think that getting rejected by a magazine I thought I should be able to break into was soul-crushing, but put in this perspective...not as much.

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Friday, August 8, 2008

Support Scott in the JDRF Walk to Cure Diabetes!

As everyone who knows me knows, I've been a type 1 diabetic since I was 17 years old. Once again, this year I'll be taking part in JDRF's Walk to Cure Diabetes along with one-half million other walkers across the country, as we try to reach our goal of raising $100 million.

Last year I did great work fundraising for the JDRF, and I hope to do at least as well this year...with a little help from my friends. :) If you can and would like to, please follow the link below to donate a little money toward the effort. Any donation is greatly appreciated--$5, $10, whatever you can spare. You can even put it on your credit card! What could be simpler!

Thanks a lot to everyone who can and feels like supporting me in this effort.

Go to Scott's Fundraising Page at the JDRF Website

The official spiel:

Type 1, or juvenile, diabetes, is a devastating disease that affects millions of people--a large and growing percentage of them children. Many people think type 1 diabetes can be controlled by insulin. While insulin does keep people with type 1 diabetes alive, it is NOT a cure. Aside from the daily challenges of living with type 1 diabetes, there are many severe, often fatal, complications caused by the disease. Possible complications of this disease include blindness, neuropathy, kidney failure, heart disease, circulation problems, amputations, and death. While advances in the last century have made living with diabetes easier, it's still a leading cause of long term health problems and death in this country. Constant need for blood glucose monitoring and medications take a considerable financial as well as emotional toll on diabetics and their families, to say nothing of the health care system.

I have now lived longer with diabetes than I lived without out. It's my hope that, with the help of research the JDRF is funding and through donations from people across the country, one day I can say that statement is no longer true. I haven't always been hopeful about this, but now, for the first time, scientists are predicting that we CAN expect to see a cure well within our lifetime. It's enough to make me dare to hope.

If you're able to, please sponsor me on this year's Walk to Cure Diabetes. You can go to the link below to donate online--$5, $10, whatever you can spare--or, if you're nearby, see me to give a check. Every donation means a lot.

Thank you,
Scott Standridge

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Because It Is Bitter, and Because It Is My Heart

I hold grudges. It's one of the several unattractive things about my psychological makeup. I know all the Buddhist/Karmic sayings about how you're lighter if you don't carry that stuff with you, how you should put the ungrateful passenger down on the other side of the river instead of carrying her all the way to town--I can see the wisdom in such statements and analogies, and am even prepared to say that yes, that is indeed the best way to live.

The problem is, I've never been very good at that. It's very, very hard for me to let go of past pain, from inadvertent meannesses to full-on intentional tortures. They stick with me. Maybe it's my well-exercised memory for emotional events. I can't forget, and therefore can't often forgive.

The girls in junior high school who passed me forged notes from their friends, giggling at the victim girl's cries of denial and mortification at the very thought that I might believe it was from HER. The upperclassmen shouting "Fatso!" out the window of their car passing me at the bus stop. Having a heart so easily and carelessly broken--in high school, at church camp, at prom, in college, more than once. Cast off by friends, rejected by lovers, shamed by those I'd admired--I keep a list of hurts and betrayals written in my skin, line after line tattooed and inexpungable.

Even knowing that I'm better off for the pain--those girls who broke my heart were not the right ones for me, and had I succeeded with them things would doubtless have been worse than they are; the friend who betrayed me set me on a road for better things in the end--even that knowledge does not erase my bad feelings--my frank, painful hate. It's a failing, I know--I'd be a more cheerful sort if I could shrug it off, let it roll down my back, soak into the dust at my heels and disappear. But I'm not made that way, I guess. I never have been.

Because that pain IS me, in a real and I think important way. Without the pain, without the heartbreak, without the anger it occasioned, I'd be someone else. Someone better? Worse? Maybe. Who knows. But definitely someone ELSE. And maybe that's why I don't let go. Maybe that pain has become my identity, and I'd be lost without it.

I don' t mean to imply I'm made entirely of pain--I am made of joy too, of happiness, of pleasure, of pride and guilt and shame and exuberance and exaltation. It just seems that we're often called upon to deny our pain, to ignore it, to pretend it's something other than what it is. That to admit it, accept it, embrace it is somehow a sin. Which maybe it is. I don't know. I just don't know how else to be.

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.

I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

--Stephen Crane


What pains make you who you are?

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Happy Birthdays and Scary Snowglobes

Today is Thea Rose Standridge's 4th birthday. Yay!

Here's a sonnet I wrote for her on the occasion of her 2nd.


Also, and unrelated:

Scary Snow Globes

[via Monkeyfilter]

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Happy Birthday to Me

37 today! Made it another year. Whew! :)

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Woohoo! New Undead Review!

Well, new to me, anyway--who knows how long it's actually been posted. I hadn't Googled the Zombie Anthologies in a while, and doing so today what should I turn up but a nice mention for my story "If You Believe" in Flesh Feast: The Undead Vol. 3 at the wonderfully-named site Bookgasm:

With a delightfully delirious EC edge is “If You Believe.” Scott Standridge opens this holiday number with a mall Santa Claus skydiving to the shopping complex parking lot, but splattering on the pavement when his chute fails. A little girl witnessing it is traumatized, thinking Christmas won’t come because Santa is now dead. Her father reassures her it will, if she only believes. Given the book’s theme, you can guess the ending; in a less specific collection, the coda would come as more of a surprise, but the story is still a highlight.

You hear that--a highlight! Thank you sir, I'll take it!

As a writer long frustrated by attempts to get my stories into print, it's both gratifying and a little surreal to discover that there are people out there who aren't related to me actually reading my stuff, and what's more, enjoying it. Yay!

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Monday, May 19, 2008

Rock Report: Techno-Squid Eats Parliament @ the Rev Room


Saturday night the Rev Room in Little Rock was more than a cool bar/restaurant/music venue right in the heart of the rejuvenated River Market district on President Clinton Avenue--it was a time machine that transported me back to one of the happiest eras of my life. I was there with a relatively small but very energetic and appreciative crowd for the triumphant reunion of what I'm going to go ahead and say is one of the greatest bands ever to come out of Arkansas, the power-pop quartet known by the famously unusual moniker Techno-Squid Eats Parliament.

I have to qualify that statement by admitting my bias: Techno-Squid's bass player Mark Pearrow has been my best friend ever since we met as classmates at Cloverdale Junior High School way back in 1984. My 8-year-old son, William Mark Standridge, was named for him, and I am proud to say his adorable toddler Jason Scott Pearrow is also my namesake. I spent a large portion of my formative years listening to Mark play in several bands, and throughout college and into graduate school I made every Techno-Squid show I possibly could. I know all the guys in the band and count them among my friends and some of the most interesting and talented people I know--I spent many happy nights hanging out at the house they shared for a while in an East Markham neighborhood, listening to music and watching movies and drinking beer. My wife and I announced our engagement at a TSEP show at Vino's in 1995. So obviously I'm not a dispassionate observer here.

Still, if you were aware of the Little Rock music scene at all in the early 90s, it would have been impossible for you to miss Techno-Squid. Over several years they built up a devoted and frankly rabid following in what passed for the Little Rock club scene back then, and members of that following will still shake their heads in fond disbelief when the subject comes up, wondering how in the hell it happened that these guys didn't become the Next Big Thing. Even now, listening to a well-spun copy of their one official eponymous release, their lack of star status beggars the imagination. The songs are just so good--lyrically, musically, tonally, energy-wise--I can name a dozen bands with less talent and wit and skill who have become megasuperstars in the years since Techno-Squid played their last show. The songs would still make great radio-fodder today--any alternative-radio programmer who tells you different is a lying funny-faced mug. You can tell him I said so.

The short version of the band's demise goes like this--having cut their album with Memphis-based Ardent Studios in 1994, the guys felt the need to explore bigger musical circuits in the hopes of finally making the leap from local heroes to bona fide rock stars. From their nation-wide touring they had established contacts in the Boston area and felt their sound might be a good fit for that market. So they decided to move up there as a band and make the push. Unfortunately, the stress of such a life-changing move proved to be too much. Getting established in New England and just paying the rent took its toll, as did homesickness for some and a hundred frustrations and minor and major tragedies for others that I won't go into here, with the upshot being that within a few months of the move, the band dissolved. Some members stuck it out it Boston (one temporarily, one--Mark--permanently), others moved back home to Little Rock, and others went West to pursue solo projects. The whole sad story is probably online somewhere (you might try the myspace page the guys set up, if you're interested), but the upshot is that Techno-Squid disbanded, leaving that promise unfulfilled and their fans confused and depressed.

Happily I wasn't the only hardcore Squid fan out there--one of the director's of this weekend's inaugural Little Rock Film Festival, the estimable Mike Poe, was also a friend and fan, and hatched the idea of bringing the guys back into town for a reunion show, some 13 years since their last gig. Calls were made, emails were sent, plane tickets were promised, and hey hey, hey hey, all right--TSEP was coming back together!

So the show happened Saturday night, May 17th, at the Rev Room. Several other LR bands played--607, Ace Spade and the Whores of Babylon, et alia--but I'm sorry to say I missed most of their sets because I was next door with Mark, Aaron Sarlo, Clay Bell, and Shayne Gray, awash in a sea of nostalgia and happiness at seeing them all again in the same room. (Also in attendance, wonderfully, was long-suffering manager, video extra, and official un-official Fifth Squid Ron Shelton, whom it was absolutely wonderful to see again. You rock, Ron!) Mark and I see each other on holidays most years and are in constant electronic contact, but the other guys I hadn't traded words with for more than a decade--this despite the fact that Aaron works at the Rev Room on weekends and does stand-up comedy and ukulele stylings in Little Rock pretty regularly, a fact I was unaware of until he and Mark and I had lunch there Friday. How could I have missed him? Shayne's still in central Arkansas too, though in Bryant, so it would be easier for me not to run into him, I guess.

Thirteen years does a lot to a person, obviously, and everybody was older, wrinklier, in some cases heavier or grayer--although Clay probably still gets carded when he buys booze. (You're ageless man! What's your secret?) Ron and I spent some time talking about how great and talented and deserving of fame and fortune the guys are, but for the most part there was surprisingly little maudlin nostalgia--it was a gathering of friends, the personalities and quirks and wit and silliness all still there, the good feeling and excitement palpable. It's a cliche, I know, but it was really like no time had passed.

When the guys finally took the stage a little after midnight, I can only describe the experience as pure, unfiltered joy. With only two days of practice under their belts they were understandably a bit loose, but the feeling was just like always--child-like enthusiasm, the slightly off-kilter humor, the outright joyful goofiness, and of course the music--it was really like going back in time to those happy, exciting days, revisiting not only the guys but that younger version of myself whose passing I had lamented and whose happiness I had missed, little realizing the introverted bugger was in there all the time. It was rejuvenating, honestly it was.

The crowd at the Rev Room obviously felt the same. I was not the only one wearing a well-preserved TSEP t-shirt, nor was I alone in singing along with just about every song the guys played. "Rhinestones," "I Shot Your Boyfriend," "Rear View Mirror," "Streets of Paradise," "Glamour Doll"--the guys gave it their all, and the fun they were having was infectious. Watching Mark bounce around the stage like he always used to, that trademark sardonic smirk plastered on his face; watching Aaron maul his guitar and strike rock star poses while singing his sensitive, witty, and sometimes profoundly sad lyrics; Clay's goofy banter and still-true voice on his songs; Shayne twirling his sticks and pulling his rock face only half-ironically--I was in something close to heaven. When Clay called the crowd up on stage for the show-closing sing-along favorite "Hit by a Honda," I just wanted to hug everybody in the room, and the guys onstage most of all. Again, judging from the grins on the faces of the other people onstage, I wasn't alone in that. And come to think of it I did hug a few. It was awesome.

So that's how I spent my weekend. I've been singing Squid songs all day, replaying their CD in my car, still unable to wipe that goofy grin off my face. If you missed the show, you missed a real event. But, hopefully (fingers crossed) you'll get another chance. At least I pray we do.

For those interested, Mark has put pretty much everything TSEP ever recorded up for your listening pleasure at http://www.technosquid.net; you can also watch videos of the much-younger guys being as goofy and endearing and wonderful as they ever were and read PDF copies of their great band newsletter The Biscuit Quarterly, put out in the days when a dot-matrix printer was high-tech. I already linked the myspace page above, and Clay (now a professional musician living in San Francisco) has a website where you can hear the great stuff he's been doing as well: http://www.claybell.com. And if more music or TSEP announcements happen, I'll be sure and spread the word.

Thanks again to Mike Poe and the Little Rock Film Festival for making this happen, and most of all to Clay, Aaron, Shayne, and Mark for doing it. You guys still rock. You always will.

Come on, Come on, Got Hit By a Honda!

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

What I Didn't Want to See at my Local Bar

Take a look at this:



What do you think? A lost Warhol? A pop-art sculpture immortalizing the Rolling Stones? A sexy little synecdoche dedicated to the beauty and allure of glamorous women the world over?

Okay, now look at it in context:


Yeah. That's right. It's a urinal.


I'd actually seen these on the web before, when a businessman in Vienna got a lot of flack over having these installed in the men's room. I shook my head and chuckled, thinking to myself, "Man, those weird, wacky Europeans. I guess that's what too much wine and cheese and a couple of World Wars will do to a culture! Kooky!"

But then recently at a meeting with a friend at a local bar, less than a mile from my house, I excused myself to the bathroom and found myself crotch-to-face with a couple of these beauties.

The bar is not a strip club. It's not a Hooters. It's not anywhere close to an adult toy store or porn shop. It's a regular, nice, inoffensive watering hole with a cool bar, nice tables and booths, and live music most nights of the week--not even rock bands, but "a guy and his guitar on a stool" type stuff. The kind of place you wouldn't think twice about taking your parents and friends for a post-dinner drink.

Unless you think your Dad might have to urinate at some point in the evening.

What is one supposed to make of this? Is it meant to be funny? Charming? Sexy? Was it meant to give patrons a funhouse shock, like stepping on one of those buzzer plates or air-blasters that give you a little scare before you see the humor and laugh it off? A practical joke to play on friends?

I got the shock, but then I stood there, staring. I wasn't laughing.

The sole stall in the men's room was occupied, and with a couple of beers begging for release I found myself in an untenable position. My brain started ticking. The sensitive part of me was saying, "No, don't do it. Wait until there's another option. Be strong, be brave, be principled." The other part of my brain retorted, "C'mon, it's only a sculpture. It's not really what it looks like--you know that, you're not making some symbolic attack on womankind or getting disgusting vengeance on ex-girlfriends who wouldn't put out and dumped you like a Tonka truck before making it like bunnies with the very next guy they dated. You're just peeing."

My angel brain replied, "That's not the point--the very act makes you complicit in the tastelessness of the whole enterprise! Stand tall! Refuse!"

My animal brain retorted, "I just got a report from the Bladder, and there's some low-level flooding down there. You'd better do something and fast!"

My angel brain has never had a good W/L record against my animal brain, so in the end, I did it. It was a somewhat surreal experience--I found my tipsy thoughts turning to nights in the theater watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show, red lips on a sea of black, disembodied and big enough to swallow you whole. I wondered if a prankster behind the scenes could pull a lever and make the teeth-ridges slam shut, causing cardiac arrest and comical side-spray. I could imagine video of such an experience showing up on YouTube, me becoming famous in a humiliating and soul-crushing way. Like the Numa-Numa kid.

Luckily none of that happened. But as I left I still felt very weird about it, guilty and ashamed and more than a little dirty.

And then the next time I had to go, I barely even thought about it.

There's a lesson there, I think.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

My Poem "Noir, #28" in the Current Issue of Measure

The latest issue of Measure: a Review of Formal Poetry is out, featuring the finalists in the Howard Nemerov Sonnet Competition, of which my SP sonnet, "Noir, #28," is one. I didn't make the cover, but that's okay...there's still time. :)

I read the rest of the finalists, of course, and I can only say I'm honored to be among them. I've had fiction published in anthologies and magazines before where I read the other authors and thought, "Jeez, I wouldn't have published that!" but in this case I'm feeling the opposite, like there must have been some mistake that enabled me to slip through the door and hang out with all these awesome, amazing other poems. But there I am, on pg. 88 (eight has always been my "lucky number"--it's true), a published poet at last.

So if you're collecting the entire published works of Scott Standridge, be sure and order a copy from Measure's website. Autographs and inscriptions for a nominal fee--or a beer. Or, you know, we could work something out. *waggles eyebrows*

God, I'm such a nerd.

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Back from the Dream Factory

Yep, Sarah and I made it to Hollywood and back over the last weekend, and had a great if largely sleepless time. Here we are in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater, which was a mere block from our hotel.


Note a very diminutive Jason Voorhees passing by nonchalantly behind us.

What with the Fangoria Convention and the general sightseeing, I didn't have time to keep a journal of the trip. Therefore, I'll simplify things with this bulleted list of highlights from a weekend full of them:

  • Met Richard “Jaws from the Roger Moore Bond Flicks” Kiel at the convention. He’s a very kind, personable man, but that didn't stop him from regressing me to a 12 year-old TV addicted kid and subsequently scaring the crap out of me. He doesn't seem to be in great health, but really reveled in the attention from scores of appreciative fans. Made a mint on autographed photos, too.
  • Friday night the Slab Crew plus Sarah had dinner at the famous Rainbow Room, where rock stars present and past stared at us from the walls. I wanted to be seated under the huge (probably almost life-size) portrait of Ronnie James Dio, but unfortunately that prime real estate was taken. Still, no matter where you are in the Rainbow Room, you're never far from Lemmy.
  • After the Rainbow Room we walked down the block to the Whiskey A Go-Go and heard several hard rock bands. Since everyone wants to play the Whiskey, each band had maybe a half-hour set and had to tear down and set up QUICK. Sarah really loved doing that, even though the music wasn't her usual cup of tea--after all, The Doors were once the house band there (a fact they don't let you forget). Celebrities in the crowd included some generic blonde porn star flinging DVDs into the crowd, and a leather-clad, silver-crown-of-thornsed Jesus. I guess He's in His rebellious stage now.
  • My editor was staying at the famous Roosevelt Hotel, site of the first Oscars ceremony and one of Marilyn Monroe’s first photo shoots. We hung out by the pool and saw loads of gorgamous peoples. I had a $15 martini, which I have to admit was excellent. At one point in the dark I saw a tall Italian-looking dude walk within feet of me, wearing a nicely fitted Armani, and realized a beat later it was Paul Sorvino. I wanted to tell him his daughter was great, but figured he already knew.
  • Lots of great people-watching at the Fangoria con. Other spotted celebs included Sid Haig (The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Black Mama White Mama), Lynn Lowry (I Drink Your Blood, Shivers, Sugar Cookies), author guest of honor Clive Barker, legendary b-movie filmmaker Ted V. Mikels (Astro Zombies, etc.), and George A. Romero along with Night of the Living Dead alums Kyra Schon, John Russo, Judith O'Dea, Bill "First Zombie" Hinzman, and George "They're Dead--They're All Messed Up" Kosana. Also walked by Stephen King adapter-extraordinaire Mick Garris several times, but pretended I didn't know him.
  • In the "Why are THEY here?" section of the convention, also saw Brian O' Halloran (Dante from Clerks) and the old Indian guy from The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
  • Lots of costumed folks, including several gunshot victims, one gory dog attack victim (cradling his demonic dog), and lots and lots of scantily clad platform-booted zombie babes. It seemed to be a recurrent theme. Also saw a girl attach a dollar bill to another girl's upper arm with a staple gun, then later a sideshow act by a guy who ran pins and needles through various parts of his body. Fun fun!
  • Our hotel was within a block of Hollywood Boulevard, so we were right next to the Kodak Theater and lots of cool shopping. We went on a Hollywood bus tour and took loads of snaps--Paramount Studios, the LaBrea Tar Pits, Beverly Hills, Rodeo Drive, the works. Didn't hunt down too many stars on the Walk of Fame, but I did get my pic by Humphrey Bogart’s hand prints and foot prints in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater. Check it out:And Abbott and Costello just behind that. Yep, pretty sweet.
  • Caught a show at The Laugh Factory Saturday night. Hee-larious. Dane Cook showed up for a surprise set, though he was by far the least funny of the group. Unfortunately I don't remember the other guys' names, but they killed.
Then Sunday we went out to Universal City for some last minute shopping and checked out of our hotel at noon. Our flight was at 2:41, and we were taking the public transport to the airport, which was our favored mode of transportation all weekend and usually pretty good. However, thanks to a couple of delays it took us nearly two hours to get back to LAX, which left us scrambling to get to the flight on time. Some helpful United Airlines employees and understanding airport security helped us make it though, and we actually got into LR about 20 minutes early.

So that was the trip. Feel free to comment with your expressions of envy and awe at my coolness. Just make sure you check with my bodyguards first.

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

On my way to L.A.!

That's right, this time tomorrow (with luck and an un-grounded plane) I should be in Hollywood attending the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors convention with City Slab magazine. I'll be rubbing elbows with horror stars, pushing the mag, and hopefully doing a little sight-seeing. Sarah's coming too, but she's not a horror geek, so she'll be out on the town while I'm stuck in a hotel basement with a bunch of costumed weirdos. I can't wait.

Full report and pics on our return (knock wood)!

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Rock Report: Clutch Live @ The Village

So last night I went down to The Village at Asher and University to attend a concert by Clutch, one of my favorite bands ever. Clutch is one of those bands whose music is hard to define, which in the age of cookie-cutter emo-Metal and mass-produced rubber-stamp power pop is nothing short of the highest compliment. If forced to come up with a description, I'd have to call them "Southern-tinged groove-oriented stoner rock with witty, literate lyrics and a raw, grungy flair," though even that falls short of what these guys bring to the table. I've been a fan since catching their early hardcore video "A Shogun Named Marcus" on Beavis and Butthead back in the early 90s, and since then they've just got better and better with every album, refining their sound and carving out a niche that no other band can really occupy. I'm a bit of an evangelist for them, actually, and have exposed several friends and coworkers to their music, gaining converts along the way. One of these acolytes, my old friend Nathan, accompanied me to the show.

The Village used to be Little Rock cinematic landmark The Cinema 150, and the repurposing as a live music venue is really pretty cool. The stadium seating remains, but where once I watched Indiana Jones steal treasures while scary Nazi faces the size of blimps melted before my terrified young eyes, now they've got a neat stage with lighting scaffolds and an amply-sized mosh pit. They sell BBQ and other snacks from the old concession stand (though not last night, for some reason), and where the tickets used to be punched they had set up a t-shirt table and, strangely, an oxygen bar. Smoking is not allowed in the venue, but a chain-linked area accessible from inside is available for nicotine addicts. Approaching the building from the parking lot, Nathan and I saw several bikers and metal dudes behind the fence, puffing and snarling like Dobermans from Hell. They sell beer and Jaegermeister shots too, right there in the theater area.

The opening band was Sweden's Kamchatka, a trio who played almost exclusively blues and Southern Rock jams. I'd never heard of them before, but these guys were TIGHT. They barelled through a very impressive 40-minute set, with many extended jam sessions that were always entertaining for their groove and technical virtuosity. The guitarist and bassist traded off lead vocals, and both had very soulful singing voices despite their thick Scandinavian accents when speaking. The guitar player wore thick glasses and a beret and looked like a bit character in a Woody Allen movie, but dude could wail. And the bassist has to be one of the boniest men I have ever seen in my life--instead of holding up a lighter, I wanted to throw the guy a sandwich; still, his impressively shiny, flowing locks distracted somewhat from his emaciation. He was an excellent player, and his tight harmonies with the guitarist along with his great voice won the crowd over in a big way--especially one dude right up front who kept trying to hand him a half-empty beer during their scorching cover of the Allman Brothers' "Whipping Post." Dude, he's busy! Wait for the break!

Anyway, expect to hear good things from these guys. Nate was so impressed he bought both their CDs from the merch table before their set was even over. I don't think he was the only one, either.

Clutch were great too. They played a little bit of everything, from their earlier hardcore-type stuff to their most recent ZZ-Top on steroids jams from the album From Beale Street to Oblivion. They didn't play as many songs as I'd have liked from my favorite Clutch CD, Robot Hive/Exodus, though that's understandable perhaps since their keyboardist was mysteriously missing, and many of those songs rely heavily on his playing. Frontman Neill Fallon delivered his witty, hilarious lyrics with a grim expression and a revival preacher's flair, making for quite a theatrical presentation. The real standout, though, was drummer Jean-Paul Gaster, who made a four-piece kit sound absolutely MONSTROUS. He did a lot of jamming and more than one drum solo, but again I was never really bored--dude's an artist. Guitarist Tim Sult has a loose, grungy blues style that fits the songs great, although when the band went on several extended jams his limits started to show--especially after the virtuosity of Kamchatka's axeman. Toward the end of the show the band started looking a little worn-out, not surprising given their relentless tour schedule and high-energy opening. They made the crowd earn the encore with several minutes of yelling and clapping, then played one long instrumental jam and called it a night. That was a little off-putting to me--they hadn't played signature songs like "Pure Rock Fury" or "A Shogun Named Marcus," so the crowd was hoping for those, and what they delivered seemed almost designed to bring down the adrenaline level and send everyone home mellow. But again, perhaps road fatigue played a part.

All in all a great show--got to see a favorite band live, and discovered a new great group. Double-score!

Of course at any rock concert one of the main draws is the people-watching, and in this case the Village crowd did not disappoint. I was a little afraid that I would be the old creepy dude in the audience full of young rockers, but a lot of the crowd looked about my age, and there were plenty of folks there who were MUCH older and MUCH creepier than I. The rock-show eccentrics were out too:

  • One dude in an insane ringmaster-style tux jacket (over jeans and a Western pearl-buttoned dress shirt) earned my respect with his willingness to pursue his style in the face of what must have been withering ridicule. If he'd pulled out a flattened top hat and popped it open with a flourish before settling it on his thin, spiked hair, I'd have bought him a beer.
  • I saw several sternum-length beards and eyed their owners enviously.
  • One acrobatic fan shimmied to the top of the lighting scaffold during Clutch's second number, and stood up on top of it--well over 30 feet above the concrete floor, gyrating drunkenly to the groove. A sense of impending fatality gripped the crowd as security moved in. Luckily he came down without dying and was ushered out by security, probably wishing he'd waited at least a few more songs before going all Spider-Man on us.
  • The requisite mosh-pit brawl broke out, leading to many hard feelings between one fan and a highly-strung security guy who paced up and down the aisles like a panther after the fight was over, obviously working off the adrenaline.

Anyway, it was a great time, I don't think anybody got seriously hurt, and it was much easier to get out of the Village parking lot than Barton Colosseum. (Leaving, we passed near the old site of the Asher drive-in, and the strip mall that used to house the University Quartet cinema--I'd forgotten what a movie-going mecca Asher and University used to be, and it made me nostalgic.) I'd definitely go again if another band I liked came through. If the late-fifties biker with waist-length hair, inch-deep wrinkles, and leather pants taught me anything, it's that you're never too old to rock.

Well, at least I'm not.

Yet.

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Misreading the Signs

So this morning at work I was grabbing some coffee, and I glanced at the Blood Drive sign that was posted above the machine. Its headline, in big white letters, read:

EVERY 2 SECONDS SOMEONE IN AMERICA NEEDS BLOOD

But in my coffee-starved inattentiveness, what I saw was this:

EVERY 2 SECONDS SOMEONE IN AMERICA NEEDS ALCOHOL

I mean, wtf? That's not even close. And no, I'm not hungover.

Still, I wonder if it means something...

Any funny misreadings from my reader(s)?

Is anyone out there?

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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Post-Pub or Perish Report


Well, the 2008 Pub or Perish is in the books, and it went pretty well overall. I opened the show (after a brief and very poetic and heartfelt essay by organizer David Koon), and the place was packed and the crowd responsive. "Noir, #28" got a big reaction, as did the limericks I threw in to break up the "serious/literary" stuff. Click here for the poems I read this year (not in reading order, but you get the gist--just scroll down past the prose posts till the poetry starts).

There were open mic readers, festival guests, memoirists and poets. The biggest draw was Jill Conner Brown, who read from one of her half-dozen "Sweet Potato Queen" guides. She brought a lot of the crowd with her (and took them with her too, leaving immediately after she read--so it was just as well I read early), and brought the room to guffaws with her detailed essay on how a woman can get anything she wants by promising (not delivering, but promising) a blow job. Very tongue-in-cheek (wahey!) and a crowd pleaser. Other featured readers included PoP regular S. Y. Hoawah and newcomer Kelly Corrigan, who both brought the good stuff.

Other readers included a few brave first-timers reading prose and poetry--one man reading a story about a duck-hunting trip gone wrong, an earnest New Yorker reading about the power of music to bring folks together in Memphis, a poet who missed her first call by taking an ill-time bathroom trip but came back strong later to read a satirical poem about futuristic anti-depressants, a musically-inclined woman performing a memorable spoken word piece, and others who were just as brave and wonderful. Probably my favorite was the Australian-Arkansan Georgia Ashmore reading a chapter from her novel in which the protagonist attends a very unusual wedding ceremony. I'm sorry I didn't write down anyone else's name--you were all great.

In fact, the writing was great across the board this time--no hilariously well-meaning-but-bad stuff that's been a staple of open mic readings from time immemorial, unless I was the bad one and didn't catch on. But I got several compliments after the reading, so maybe I was okay. :) David even brought the show in under time this year, which is no mean feat.

So thanks to all my wonderful friends who came out to hear me read, thanks to David and the Arkansas Times, thanks to the audience for listening and clapping, and thanks to Sticky Fingerz for the venue and the booze. I already can't wait till next year.

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Friday, April 4, 2008

Pub or Perish 2008! It's a Sonnet Boy Media Blitz!


Wow. I've never had this much press in my life. Check it out:

I'm FEATURED!

Yep, that's me in the photo from PoP 2 years ago, at the Peabody Hotel. But this year I'm one of the mentioned names, which is more pressure but also immeasurably cool. See details two posts below, and come out this weekend! I need the support!


(Also, if you're in LR, check the inside cover of this week's
Times. I'm thinking of getting the ad tattooed on my back.)


UPDATE: NEW START TIME! According to the Times ad, the PoP 2008 festivities will start at 6:30pm instead of 7:00pm. If I read it right it's for "pre-show appetizers," but like I say I don't know when my reading slot will be, so just be aware. And please come!

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

World Horror Convention Report

In the effort to save digital trees, I'm not going to post my WHC report over all three of my blogs--rather, I'll just point people to the main entry site for all the name-dropping and self-aggrandizing goodness, and then bring you back here for the less magazine-centric stuff:

Click here for my WHC report on the City Slab Blog!


Okay, you back? Great.

It really was a blast getting to hang out with all those great and soon-to-be-great horror writers in SLC, and it was a thrill to attend the Bram Stoker Awards, since in the coming months I'll be able to point to the books with that legend emblazoned on the covers and say, "Hey, I was there when they got this award!" I'll take all the cheap thrills I can get--I'm on a budget.

It was also nice to realize that City Slab is fairly well-known and respected in the horror community, at least among those people I talked to. (I guess the ones that hated us wouldn't bother to stop by for a chat.) A few even described CS as "a dream publication," and weren't at all upset that I'd rejected them in the past. For the most part the horror writers I met were cool, down-to-earth, totally awesome people who I had tons in common with and could talk to for hours at a time within minutes of meeting them. It was like Governor's School, but for horror nerds. In a word, awesome.

I spent the whole weekend next to the display table for McFarland & Co. press, a mid-size publisher who puts out over 300 titles a year, many of them film and horror-related. I bought a few half-price books and struck up a conversation with the managing editor, Lisa Camp, and the long and short of it is I might get to do some freelance editing for them. In two words: FREAKIN' AWESOME. Hey, editing's what I do, it's what I'm good at--the more of it I can do, the happier I am.

And in the "strange coincidence" section of the trip, I was minding my own business at the Slab table when who should I run into but ANOTHER horror writer from Little Rock, Arkansas? That writer was John Jacobs, whose blog Bastardized Version I've added to the link bar at the side, and we had to travel all the way across the country to meet each other. Weird. We were both a little worse for wear running on convention-time, but we plan to meet up and discuss starting the Arkansas Horror Writers Group, which will probably be him and me crowding the little old lady romance writers off the tables in Barnes & Noble and laughing loudly about supernatural evisceration and what not. Can't wait.

So now I'm back, I'm energized to send out more of my horror poetry and fiction, I'm editing like a madman, and I wish I could go again next week. But I'll be at the Fangoria convention in LA at the end of April, and while there won't be as many writers there, it should be a blast nonetheless.

Yoiks, and away!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Reading My Poetry This Weekend! No Joke!

If you're in Little Rock and looking for a good time this weekend, drop on by the Arkansas Literary Festival in the River Market district for some literary fun and frolic. And once you've worked up a thirst for beer and poetry, come to the Arkansas Times' annual Pub or Perish fiction/poetry/essay reading, to be held this year at Sticky Fingerz bar & grill and featuring yours truly!

I'll likely be reading some more of my sonnets, and maybe some free verse and a limerick or two just to mix things up. Festivities start at 7:00 pm and go on till 9:00 pm or sometime thereafter, depending on how conscientious the readers are about staying within their allotted time. I have no way of knowing when my time will come up till I get there, so if you want to be a member of the Sonnet Boy Groupie Brigade, best get there early!

Beer, Buffalo wings, and sonnets. What could possibly be better than that? :)

UPDATE: NEW START TIME! According to the Times ad, the PoP 2008 festivities will start at 6:30pm instead of 7:00pm. If I read it right it's for "pre-show appetizers," but like I say I don't know when my reading slot will be, so just be aware. And please come!

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Park City Was Not Ready



Yep, that's me in Park City, Utah, getting ready to roll down the slopes like a FREAKIN' AVALANCHE! "Gang way! I don't know how to stop these things!"

Had a blast at the World Horror Convention this weekend at Salt Lake City. Sold some magazines, pressed the flesh, made contacts, got some addresses, bought some books. SLC is a lovely city, absolutely ringed with mountains all snow-capped and beautiful. I wish I'd had more time for sight-seeing, but all in all it was a great weekend. Can't wait to go skiing again.

Oh, and eventually I figured out how to stop. It involves screaming in a very high-pitched voice and throwing yourself into a handy snowbank. FYI.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Off to the World Horror Convention!

So tomorrow I'm headed out to Salt Lake City, Utah to attend the World Horror Convention, and I'm pretty excited. My main job will be promoting City Slab Magazine and getting our name out there in front of all those literary-minded horror fans and small presses, but I'll also hopefully do a little networking and fun-having into the bargain. Maybe I'll blog my journals after I get back, if anything interesting happens. Or maybe not. Anyway, full report next week!

Oh, and I'll do a full post on this next week too, but I'm planning on reading for the 4th consecutive year at next weekend's Arkansas Literary Festival "Pub or Perish" event. It's scheduled for Saturday, April 5, at Sticky Fingerz in downtown Little Rock, starting (I think) at 7. I have no way of knowing when my turn will come up, but if you're in town and interested, drop on by!

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Neurotica

I've recently re-established contact with a very dear friend from my days at LSU--writer, artist, teacher, and all-around awesome chick Elva Maxine Beach. We were both in the MFA program in Fiction, and over the course of the two years I was there Max was probably my closest and best friend. Somehow in the years following I allowed myself to fall out of touch with her, which was totally inexcusable on my part and denied me the pleasure of her long-distance company. What a loser I am, huh?

Anyway, a recent nostalgia-fueled Google search turned up Max's kickass new website, and news about her collection of short stories soon to be published by New Belleville Press in Austin. The collection is entitled Neurotica, and contains Max's trademark erotic memoirs in fictionalized form, which have been published (among other places) at the literary-erotica website Nerve.com. Check out what the critics are saying:

Neurotica delivers the uneasy kick of a one night stand or the off-balance excitement of an amateur porno, yet Beach’s descriptive passages radiate such warmth and detail that they seem to cry out in the vernacular of one's own memory. The humanity of this writing eats most writers for breakfast and compares Beach favorably to Bukowski and Anais Nin. – Rex Rose, Toast

Max says of her own work:

“My work isn’t necessarily erotica,” Beach says. “It’s raw, yes, and there’s lots of fucking and sucking, but my work delves into the psyche. It’s psyche-sexual drama.”

I don't know about you, but that sounds like the butter on my toast. So if you're in the mood for some psyche-sexual drama, go the The New Belleville Press's site and order yourself a copy. And tell Max that Scott sent you. And be sure to check out Max's blog on her website for poetry, links to her stories online, self-revelations, and other cool awesome stuff from one of my favorite people in the world. You rule, Max!

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

I'm a Media Superstar

Guess who got a nice mention in this week's Arkansas Times?

Success in the world of poetry and a $5 bill will buy you a cheap hamburger, but bragging rights and publication in a well-regarded journal might at least make the hunger pangs easier to bear. Scott Standridge, a Little Rock writer who programs computers to pay the bills, was a finalist for the 2007 Howard Nemerov Sonnet Award...

Standridge's entry, “Noir, #28,” clothes classically Shakespearean themes in a Humphrey Bogart trenchcoat, describing a man's sensual but deadly encounter with a femme fatale.


Yes, it pays to be charismatic, intriguing, and talented. Of course, it also pays to have friends in the field of journalism. But however I get it, I'll take it and like it!

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Friday, March 14, 2008

"Gnome? I never even SEEN 'im!"

You may or may not know that I'm a big fan of cryptozoology--the study of possibly mythical creatures like Bigfoot, the Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster, often with a view toward proving they exist--so this little piece of news really made my day:

"Creepy Gnome" Terrorizes Argentinian Town

Excerpt:

Residents of a small town in Argentina have been spooked after several sightings of bizarre-looking figure that was captured on video in the middle of the night.

Locals claim the 'creepy gnome' stalks the streets at night. The little 'person' who wears a pointy hat has a distinctive sideways walk was caught on video last week by youngsters who claim to have been terrified.

Reportedly the little guy makes a sound "like someone throwing stones"--a detail I find inexplicably creepy due to its random weirdness. So be on the lookout for THIS GUY:

Actual photo of "Creepy Gnome"

I have to admit, that's pretty convincing. Maybe the faerie folk are finally being spotted, now that we have the technology to prove they're there. Next up--Ogres appear at European football matches.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Conclusion of James Joyce's "The Dead"

For my money, the most beautiful paragraph ever written in English. Even without context, it's gorgeous. In context, it's absolutely devastating.

A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ireland. It was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.


 
Read the whole story here. Thank me later.

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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Yet Another Undead Review

FlamesRising.com, which published a great review of my story in Undead 3: Flesh Feast, has doubled back to review Undead 2: Skin & Bones, and while they didn't go quite as far into detail as in the previous review, they did still have something nice to say:

Scott Standridge’s ’til The Lord Comes is one of the stranger stories included in this anthology. The author never lets you know what to expect, making this an odd but nevertheless satisfying read.


I wouldn't have thought mine was one of the "stranger" stories (given that one is about an undead dinosaur and another about an evil disembodied finger), but I'll take it as a complement. :) More reviews as my google searches reveal them!

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Poetic Frustration

Details here.

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Published again!

Well, I wouldn’t know it if I wasn’t so vain as to google myself regularly, but apparently one of my sonnets was published online by Modern Drunkard magazine:

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/md_poetry.htm

It’s “Whiskey Wisdom, #113,” and it’s sitting at the bottom of the page, about to disappear forever the next time they post new material. Yay, another pub(lication) credit! It would have been nice if the editors had emailed me to let me know it’d been accepted. I assumed weeks ago it was a no-go.

They probably meant to e-mail me, but they were too drunk. :)

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Tag, I'm It

Well, I've been tagged with a meme by my good friend ThatGreenyFlower, and since I haven't had much inspiration for anything to post here lately, I figured what the heck.

Here's the meme:

1. Grab the nearest book (that is at least 123 pages long).
2. Open to p. 123.
3. Go down to the 5th sentence.
4. Type in the following 3 sentences.
5. Tag five people.

I'm not going to tag anyone--partly b/c that's not how I roll, and mostly b/c I can't think of 5 people to tag that Greeny hasn't already. But here's my three sentences after the fifth sentence on page 123 of the nearest weird book I have around:

The pain in his stomach seemed to have dulled from the shock, but he knew he desperately needed to haul ass to a hospital.

He staggered forward.

A frightening numbness had crept into his body, and despite the fact he was still barefoot, he quickly waded through the mound of spilled viscera blocking the doorway.

Nice, eh? The book is The Undead, Vol. 3: Flesh Feast (buy it here!), but it's the electronic proof edition, so in the print edition page numbers might be different. Oh, and I've got a story in there, as I think I've mentioned before. This is not from my story, however--it's from "The Finger" by Matt Hults.

Well, that was fun.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Parental PR

I don't know why I hadn't mentioned it, but my daughter, Thea, is currently a media star!

Thea's grandma (my mom) is an avid reader of Woman's World Magazine, and after reading their "beautiful baby photos" section for week after week finally decided that, as there was no baby in the world as beautiful as her one and only granddaughter, she would just send in a picture of Thea and show them what a real baby doll looked like.

Well, a few years later they've finally run the photo, and it's on stands now in this week's issue of Woman's World. It's the largest featured photo, too, so obviously Thea's beauty is totally objective. Also, the Democrat-Gazette's Wednesday, January 6 edition apparently has a blurb about it in the B section. Can a commercial/movie deal be far behind?

The picture is of Thea when she was 6 months old, on a background of roses (as her middle name is Rose). So get yourself a copy, and we'll get her to autograph it. (See, I'm already a stage-daddy!)

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Doin' Yer Duty

So I went and voted in the primaries on this Super Duper Fat Tuesday. Did you?

Now I'm as cynical as the next person when it comes to government and politicians and what have you, but there's still something about going to the polls and voting that gives me a strange feeling of happiness. Maybe it's all the Cold War propaganda I grew up with, or maybe I paid more attention in 9th Grade Civics than I strictly should have. But when I was walking in there, I just got this buoyant feeling of almost-joy, like I was doing something important, something that I not only should do, but must, and the fact that I was doing it made me glad.

I got the feeling that other voters--some of them, anyway--felt the same. Everyone I saw in the parking lot returned my unprovoked grin with one of their own. People were chatty in the line, striking up conversations with complete strangers--not about politics (that I heard), but just pleasantries, friendliness, good old-fashioned neighborliness. It's something you don't often see anymore (when was the last time you invited the fellow behind you in the Express Lane at Kroger into a conversation that didn't have to do with whether that bag of peanuts was yours or his?), and it was nice. And as I say, I think it bespoke a general feeling of being a part of something, however naive that may seem to some.

By a stroke of luck I arrived at my polling station at almost the same time as my wife. We hadn't planned it--I came during my lunch hour, and she just happened to be there--and the sight of my 3-year-old daughter wearing her mom's "I Voted!" sticker on her little pink hoodie just had me beaming. It was a lovely picture, and made me baselessly optimistic about the future--not only of my family, but of the country. Sappy, perhaps, but true.

I'm sure this good feeling will fade as the harsh realities of modern democracy make themselves more and more visible in the coming months. But for now I'm going to enjoy it, and you should too.

Go vote.

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

My Poem is Up at Aberrant Dreams!

Click here to read it! (Scroll down to mine).

And feel free to read the other content as well. ;)

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Diana, Discovered

You're lovely and amazing--in your face
is light unlike the heavens' famous glow,
and in your eyes as in infinite space
sparkle such stars as only angels know;

Your body is a playground of the sense
whose secret spaces offer such delights
as grottoes of the Goddess, under dense
green veils where satyrs dance on summer nights;

And I, an Actaeon, drawn by the sounds
of pipes, the sensuous music of your sigh
creep through the bush and, crouched among my hounds,
steal there the naked glory of your thigh--

When years have passed and all my hunts have ceased,
your beauty still will turn me to a beast.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Not as Single Spies...

But in battalions! Or at least in duos.

I learned last night that my sonnet "Langham's Pond" (#225, from December 4, 2006 on The Sonnet Project) will be published in the next issue of the speculative fiction/poetry publication Aberrant Dreams. Not only that, but they're paying me a dollar a line for it! Paid poetry--nothing to sneeze at, you know.

If I read them right the poetry only appears in the webzine version of the mag (with an option for print, though it doesn't sound like they typically do that), so I'll post a link here when it's up, which should be at the end of January or early February. Of course I like having a paper-bound copy to hold in my grubby paws, but still--fourteen bucks! :)

Two poetry publications, and not even through the first month of the year. I hope it's an omen. Guess I'd better send some more stuff out!

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

If not for the influence of my lovely wife...

This is TOTALLY what my house would look like.

Oh holy crap, I can't believe all the wonderful stuff this guy has on his walls. WANT. WANT SO MUCH. Mr. Fink of Scar Stuff has the house of my geek-boy dreams.

And while I'm posting fun stuff to look at, check out these "book sculptures" by Thomas Allen--pulp fiction covers exactoed and posed and...well, I can't explain it, it's just wonderful. Check it out:

Pulp Fiction by Thomas Allen



Oh, and by the way, I'm a poet now. Wheee!

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Monday, January 14, 2008

For those who might be interested

Cruise on over to my poetry blog The Sonnet Project to read about some awesome poetry-related news concerning yours truly and an upcoming publication...

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Thursday, January 3, 2008

New Year, New Reviews

Wow, it's 2008 and people are STILL reading The Undead anthologies?

I kid. I'm glad they're creeping across the country like a zombie plague, and I'm even more glad that people are still saying nice things about my stories in them. Like this one, from SkullRing.org:

Scott Standridge’s “’Til the Lord Comes”- A touching tale about a mortuary assistant who is either blessed or cursed with having to talk the dead back onto the slab in time for their funerals. If this bittersweet tale of caring and loss doesn’t get to you, then you have no heart.


You hear that, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS? :)

It's become more and more clear to me over the past several months that what I really want, out of writing, out of love, out of sex, out of anything, is an external validation of my personal worth, which I don't get internally because of my extremely impaired self-image. Is that sad and pathetic, or is that pretty normal for artistic types? I'm working up an essay on this subject, though whether I post it or not remains to be seen.

Anyway, happy new year!

Please like me.

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