Christmas Conspiracy Carol

(to the tune of "Let It Snow")

Oh the weather outside's ungodly,
And the pets are behaving oddly--
Now the sky is beginning to glow...
UFO! UFO! UFO!

All the weather balloons are popping
And my digital watch is stopping
Wonder if it's a friend or foe?
UFO! UFO! UFO!

[bridge]
If you happen to see strobe lights
Don't hang around to inspect 'em
Or an alien probe just might
Investigate your rectum!

There's a weird and unearthly humming;
Guess the aliens are coming!
Let's jump in the truck and go!
UFO! UFO! UFO!


Don't ask me where it comes from. I honestly don't know. :)